When you come down to Tree Town, on Brighton’s east side,
Just turn at the fence; let the tables be your guide
You’ll enter the place through a fire-warm’d room
With baked goods and caked goods and candies abloom
There are menus aplenty, so pray don’t get lost!
The breakfast list’s on the back wall, order like a boss’t!
There’s all kinds of coffees, and special ones too!
Bo got “superior gone green,” and Dave got a wrap, too!
There’s no place indoors to sit down and chomp
So walk round outside! Have a nice sunny romp!
The food was delicious, ’twas cripsy and tasty
So hustle out to Tree Town! Right now! Yes be hasty!
Don’t be scared of the tree, it won’t come alive, then chase you and chase you and gouge out your eyes
And if you’re a weirdo who eats weirdo food, they’ve got vegan items! I’m sure they’re quite goöd.
Pro tip: They have sundries and bakery treats for sale—take some home to have Tree Town all week long!
Don’t Miss: the sugary super-drinks! Specials seem to change with the season.
