taco Bell

“You lose it here, you’re in a world of hurt”

Maybe you were up all night.

Maybe you’ve just been dumped.

Maybe you lost a bet.

Maybe you are receiving compelling orders from the moon or some other celestial body.

Maybe your mind is being controlled by an Air Loom Gang

Whatever the reason, you’re here. At Taco Bell. For breakfast.

“Time to let ol’ painless out of the bag”

It is a little-known fact that the Xonuts crew were among the first people in the Rochester area to attend Taco Bell breakfast. As we waited outside with one or two other people, anxiously awaiting the unlocking of the doors and the presentation of the mysteries within, Dave’s twin brother remarked, “We are on the right side of history.”

El cazador trofeo de los hombres

“We move. Five meter spread. No sound.”

“I ain’t got time to bleed”

“You got time to duck?”

With 10 as a must-eat, this eating experience rates a: I mean, if you’re considering going to Taco Bell for breakfast, then you’re obviously going through something, so whether it’s a 1 or a high 9, you’re gonna go anyway. Don’t let us stop you.

“Get to the choppah!”

Don’t Miss: The cinnabon balls.

Pro Tip: It seemed like the California variant of certain menu items was not listed on the menu. If you like “guac,” or a green spread resembling guac, ask for California-style!

Prototype: Greg ordered a vegetarian crunchwrap. So, that’s a thing.

Pro Pro Tip: Bring a book to read. Even if you are the only patrons in the establishment, plan on a 45-55 minute wait for coffee, and another 60-90 minute wait for “food.” While we were eating, a guy came in, waited at the counter for a medium-length while, and, when still no one came to take his order, he strode out.