How do you know when you are in excellent XONUTS territory?
Opens at 5:00 AM
Serves real maple syrup
Sauteed onions
Coffee outpost
…it checks off all the boxes!
Bo and Dave ventured to T’s Family Restaurant in Webster, where life is worth living. Webster is certainly a destination Xonuts excursion.
Similar to the Landmark Family Restaurant, T’s is situated in a plaza off a major thoroughfare in a Rochester suburb. The interior is nice. Simple. Clean. Very family restaurant-esque.
One thing Xonuts Pros know is that the secret to speedy and frequent coffee refills is strategically-placed coffee outposts (see photo below, keep going, like 5 photos down). This place gets it. Serve coffee. Serve good food. Serve more coffee. Rinse and repeat (at least the coffee part, you don’t need a second helping of food).
Dave enjoyed a hearty omelet. It was filled with sauteed onions. And shred potato. And cubed sausage. That’s right. Not just links cut up. But cubed. It’s the cubed sausage that codifies the goodness in the sacred Xonuts tomb. That, and the shred.
The layer of shred is perhaps a nod to the AM Crunchwrap (see the Taco Bell Xonuts, or Tonuts) for an understanding of the Crunchwrap. Or just go to T’s and get the omelet. Because there’s more Xonut juice in one shred of shred at T’s than all the Crunchwraps at Taco Bell.
Cuttin’ into the omelet:
Bo had swirl French toast and shred potato! This place had, you guessed it, REAL MAPLE SYRUP! Lots of it. Like, more than would be needed. Finally, some law n’ order round these parts, Bo thought, hanging his real-maple-syrup-holster on a hook on the wall before rubbing his calloused hand over his tired face, a-wipin’ the prarie dust off and into the air, where it sparkled in the morning sun. Finally, my syrup is not needed. Finally, I can rest. … Or could he? (Yes, he could. They have real maple syrup. Weren’t you paying attention?).
The french toast was fine. It wasn’t really cinnamon rolls or anything; just like regular bread with the french toast coating. A bit thin, but nothing wrong with it. Like. A Honda Civic french toast.
Don’t Miss: The specials! Dave’s omelette was a special. They had some good specials.
Pro-Tip: Get something with shred potatoes.
Don’t Miss: The opportunity to walk to Hegedorns Market and get an apple fritter.
