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Everytimer!
Morgan’s cereal bar is plopped right onto East Avenue, next to Veneto, kitty corner (kitty wampus for you Minnesotans) from the ol’ Cadillac dealership. In the East Avenue section of the East Avenue district.
Outdoor seating abounds! Cereal abounds! East Avenue abounds!
The menu is online in these times because no touching!
Basically there’s cereal and then there’s normal diner stuff like egg, but also there’s waffles. But ALSO there’s cereal-infused waffles. It’s like a waffle but there’s cereal infused. Any cereal. They have tons of cereal. Some are listed on the menu but there are also many on the wall, like artwork.
Don’t go astray. Don’t steer askew. Get infused waffle to be not disappointed, you!
We were recommended to get either Cinnamon Toast Crunch or Fruity Pebbles. Bo got one. Dave got t’other. Vanilla ice cream (you can also get the other two Neapolitan flavors) and caramel DRIZZLE atop.
Also they have coffee in neat-o mugs!
The waffles were, in a word: sweet. There’s no two ways about it. In the same way that a grad student needs nature, or a barbarian warrior a cozy couch and fire and turkey leg, or a teacher the summer, or a scoundrel a church—the devourers of a cereal infused waffle will afterwards need savory potatoes. (Or something).
And the great thing about Morgan’s is that you can get a different cereal infused waffle every week! Every day! Every meal!
The cereal infused waffles are about $11 each (far and away the most expensive things on the menu). But there are far far cheaper things for those of you who are Dickensian characters.
Pro tip: although syrup isn’t really necessary, the stuff they give you is the fake stuff. BYORS!
Don’t Miss: the toast.
Don’t Don’t Miss: the inherent math lesson in infused waffleology.
34 different cereals
6 different drizzles
3 different ice creams
That’s 612 different infused waffles.But. BUT! The literature clearly states you can have two different cereals (presumably one for the infusion, and one for the topping). Now we’re looking at 20,808 different combinations if you allow for repeated choices (which I did, as the default seems to be the same flavor for topping and infusing).
That means you can eat 57 unique infused waffles every day for a year and not ever eat the same one twice.
